35+ Signs Spotted at Concerts That Are Just Too Funny

35+ Signs Spotted at Concerts That Are Just Too Funny

Concerts are a magical experience where you can lose yourself in the music. Nothing can distract you from what’s being performed… and then you hear it. The stadium roars with laughter as a girl shows off her homemade sign on the jumbotron. We’ve compiled 35+ signs that were so entertaining, concert-goers just had to share them with the internet.

Pain and Pleasure

Now, this is one dedicated fan! Imagine pulling up to a Beyoncé concert after just having wisdom your teeth pulled. The pain… the pleasure… an unimaginable euphoria.

Pain and Pleasure

When you have your wisdom teeth pulled, you usually go straight home to lay in bed and eat all the ice cream you want. Not when Queen B’s in town, though. No, when Bey is in town, you show up — rain or shine.

Pleasure and Pain

Would it be a concert if you didn’t have your hands up for an absurd amount of the time? That’s part of the whole concert experience! You have to feel the music — both pain and pleasure.

Pleasure and Pain

Sign holders are some of the most hardcore fans. They test their stamina with every song, seeing how long can they keep the sign up in the air to catch the attention of their favorite artist. We’d say it’s worth the arm-ache.

Hold Granny’s Hand!

Don’t underestimate grannies — they can party just as much as we can, if not more! These lovely young ladies held their hearts in their hands, trying to grab the attention of Sir Paul McCartney during a concert in Spokane, Washington.

Hold Granny’s Hand!

Every die-hard fan and sign holder lives for the possibility of getting acknowledged by their idols. Come on, Paul! While Mimi and Ditty never got the chance to hold hands with Paul, they did go viral after showing their support for him for over 60 years!

The Look of a Lifetime

Have you ever wanted to spend forever with your celebrity crush? Well, now you can! Well, almost. It might be hard to get their attention, so why not find someone who looks just like them instead?!

The Look of a Lifetime

Take this gal, for instance. She couldn’t get her hands on Harry Styles so she found the next best thing… his doppelgänger! For the select few of you who found your celebrity crush lookalike — congratulations, you’ve won the game of life.

Tour Bus Kinks Are In

Gone are the days of taping posters of your celebrity crush on your bedroom wall and kissing them before bed. Now, when you go to concerts, you can get much more up close and personal. How? Well, all it takes is to get run over by their tour bus! Pretty simple.

Tour Bus Kinks Are In

After all, what’re a few broken bones if it means that you get to meet your favorite band?! Plus, they’d probably feel so bad — or they’d at least be so afraid of a lawsuit that you’d be able to bribe your way into getting anything you want. Whether or not that’d be considered blackmail, let’s just say that you’d be going home with a lot more than just an autograph.

Cleaning Up for Harry

One Direction fans have always been some of the most devoted and creative fans out there. Just like their favorite singers, they have a way with words. However, rather than coming up with lyrics, they create signs hoping that they catch the eye of one of the boys.

Cleaning Up For Harry

Some even shave their (Harry) legs beforehand in hopes of meeting the gents! These international sensations bring something for every person to swoon over.

You’re Like My Tea

Who says you can’t enjoy tea any time of the day? Whether it’s hot or cold out, it’s never a bad time for tea. And you know what? One Direction is like tea — they’re hot and British.

You’re Like My Tea

Ah, the best of both worlds! It seems like this dedicated fan has the right idea, writing what we think is a particularly clever pick-up line about British culture. Or how about, “You’re the tea to my crumpet!”

Death by Public Proposal

It’s one thing to harp on your boyfriend about proposing to you in private. It’s another thing to create a sign for a concert in hopes that you’ll get your favorite musician(s) to convince your significant other to propose to you.

Death by Public Proposal

Now, that’s a bit much, isn’t it? We certainly wouldn’t want to be the guy in this scenario. That’s seriously a ton of unnecessary pressure to put on someone, especially if they do plan on proposing at some point.

Moms: The True OGs

Let’s be real — moms are their kids’ #1 cheerleaders and everything else in between. Still, that doesn’t mean that mothers can’t have their own fun. Like their kids, moms enjoy listening to music and may even have their favorites…

Moms: The True OGs

This mama bear had no shame in her game, as she proudly held her sign up for the band — and internet — to see. Being that it’s a pretty clever sign, we’re sure it caused a few concert-goers to chuckle.

Rocker Girls and Fried Chicken

They say we have two brains, with the second being our stomach. If you want to win someone over, you should start by feeding them. These girls knew exactly what they were doing when they crafted their signs for the concert. Not many things sound as good as rocker girls and Nando’s peri-peri chicken.

Rocker Girls and Fried Chicken

We’ve seen people in the crowd throw bottles on stage, perhaps the occasional sandwich — but just imagine getting your hands on a box of fried chicken right after your set. Absolute heaven.

A Love Stronger Than Food

Food is essential — everyone needs it to survive. You can love a lot of different things, but not many experiences compare to that first bite of food after a tiring day, or that refreshing drink on a hot summer’s day. For some fans, their devotion to their artists is unheard of, absurd even.

A Love Stronger Than Food

They actually like them more than food! It’s more beautiful than any Disney fairytale ever told; loving someone more than something that keeps you alive. So, we can all agree then — music obviously transcends food (not!).

Let it Grow

Let it grow, let it grow! Let’s be real here — from the looks of it, Harry is in his element. Some fans really seem to love his grown-out hair, and we can’t say we blame them. It’s honestly a good look for the musician.

Let it Grow

In all seriousness, we’re sure this sign did get a few laughs from the crowd. We can only hope Harry also got a glimpse of this creative Frozen-inspired sign.

Car Accidents Won’t Stop Her

Most fans who go to a concert are there because they like the artist to some extent. However, it takes a special type of fan to overcome such great obstacles — like getting hit by a car — to make it to the show!

Car Accidents Won’t Stop Her

How one can find that strength? Who knows. One thing is for certain, though. This (literal) diehard fan wasn’t about to trade up her concert ticket for a night at the hospital. In all honesty, we should all bow down to her, including the band that she’s there supporting. Give this legend some respect!

Bucket List Goal: Complete!

You’re never too old to have a bucket list or complete items on your bucket list. 94-year-old Sarah Darnell and her caregiver went to country music sensation Vince Gill’s concert in Knoxville, Tennessee. They didn’t come empty-handed, though.

Bucket List Goal: Complete!

In fact, the ladies showed up with a sign in hopes to grab the star’s attention. Lo and behold, it worked! Vince noticed the lovely young ladies and said, “It’s a small world, baby. You’re on mine too!” This is proof that your celebrity dreams can come true.

Singing to a Sleepy Slumber

Who wouldn’t want to sing one of — if not all — the One Direction band members to sleep? Being a music artist probably makes you quite critical of others’ skills and singing ability, but this daring fan definitely has the confidence to back up the claim.

Singing to a Sleepy Slumber

And ya know, she’s not the only one to have this fantasy. Fans by the thousands would do anything for a chance to meet this boy band. From teenagers to graduates and even moms, Directioners simply can’t get enough.

Did You Oil Your Abs?

When it comes to K-Pop artists, they’re known for their extravagant performances and intricate dance moves, giving fans an experience like no other. Fans get really into it with glowsticks and funny signs. Take this one, for instance.

Did You Oil Your Abs?

This gal is so into international sensation boy band BTS that she had the courage to ask one of the members whether or not they oiled up their abs before the concert. These are important questions, people!

Melt My Face With Bass

Boy band concerts are great. They usually provide a wholesome experience filled with great music, a communal love for the artists, and amusing signs. However, that’s not the vibe some people go for. It’s just not their cup of tea.

Melt My Face With Bass

There are those that would rather go to a concert for an otherworldly experience — like feeling the bass reverberate through your entire body. From the looks of it, that’s exactly what this sign-holder wanted to experience during the performance.

The Concert of a Lifetime

Dedicated fans can be pretty wild, and even go to extremes. This one lady wanted something to remember the Gwen Stefani concert by — and she was willing to go the extra mile to get it.

The Concert of a Lifetime

Somehow, she was able to catch Gwen Stefani’s eye and got the star to autograph her shoulder in Sharpie. Then, this fan most likely went to the tattoo parlor and had them ink it on for a lasting memory. That’s dedication!

Post-Concert Munchies? Live Mas

After hours of singing and dancing, nothing sounds better than unwinding with a bite to eat. This particular fan had Taco Bell in mind from the get-go, and they wanted their favorite artist to ‘live mas’ with them.

Post-Concert Munchies? Live Mas

Little did the Taco Bell employees know that a crowd of festival-goers was going to show up and help break their annual sales record. Now, imagine if the artist paid for everyone!

Milestone Well Spent

Imagine spending four grueling years at university. Finally, the time has come to walk at graduation and receive your diploma. But, oh wait — what’s that? Your favorite musician is performing the same day?! Decisions, decisions… for most it might be a difficult choice, but not for this dedicated fan.

Milestone Well Spent

What better way to celebrate this milestone than watching your favorite artist perform live? Who really wants to sit through hundreds of names being called anyway?

Redeem Your Frequent Flier Miles

They really should have a way to redeem frequent flier miles for unique experiences outside of just magazines, snacks, and flights. What if you were able to redeem your points to get on stage with your favorite artist?

Redeem Your Frequent Flier Miles

As this one fan points out, it’s difficult to put a price on that — it’s priceless! That didn’t stop him from flying and spending money to see his favorite artist. Live life, good sir!

Say Cheese, Please!

From fan cams to paparazzi photos, people love to see well-shot photographs of their favorite celebrities. What better way than to capture them onstage during a performance? This fan wants it all, though. Just one pose to showcase their favorite artist in all their glory.

Say Cheese, Please!

Depending on the artist, some may go along with it. Still, you can’t just expect the band or artist to notice your sign and pose for a photo — all whilst performing for thousands upon thousands of people.

Please Let Me Get Married!

Imagine dating someone for eight years and you’re ready to marry them. However, there’s one condition. You can’t get married until your significant other gets their favorite artist’s blessing. Not their mother’s, not their father’s — their favorite artist.

Please Let Me Get Married!

Now, as cute as this idea is, we have to admit that it’s certainly a lot of work just to get hitched. Well, that is unless you get this said musician to agree to play during your wedding ceremony.

Kiss Me, I’m Legal

Let’s be serious here, people — One Direction fans have no shame when expressing their love and admiration for their favorite boy band. Most girls have One Direction posters plastered all over their bedroom walls.

Kiss Me, I’m Legal

Fortunately, the gal that created this poster was able to say goodbye to the days in which she pined for these superstars. After ringing in her 18th birthday, this creative fan just had to let Harry, Niall, Liam, and Louis know about it — because all’s fair in love and war, right?

Engagement Ring or One Direction?

Once again, One Direction fans are answering all the difficult questions. This time, though, it didn’t seem to require any second thoughts. This fiancé gave the girl of his dreams a choice… an engagement ring or tickets to a One Direction concert.

Engagement Ring or One Direction?

Now, how much did the tickets cost that it was an either/or situation?! They certainly couldn’t have cost more than a diamond ring. Whatever the case may be — happy wife, happy life!

The Boss

Bruce Springsteen is known for many things. Dubbed ‘The Boss’ and ‘Doctor,’ it’s really no surprise to hear that people have been conceived during his concerts. In fact, it’s totally realistic. Here’s one special fan — she wanted Brucey to learn all about her roots and where she came from.

The Boss

Some fans like to say they’ve been fans since birth, but not many fans can say they have been fans since conception! That’s a special level of dedication. Hopefully, she’s able to meet Bruce Springsteen in person one day.

Hannah’s Future Husband

Hannah Montana led a generation and was an iconic crush for many young boys growing up. This proud fan wanted to catch her attention while she was still performing. He’s Hannah’s future husband, after all.

Hannah’s Future Husband

Yes, Miley Cyrus has had her fair share of relationships over the past decade, but that doesn’t mean her former counterpart — Hannah Montana — is unavailable! May all your wishes come true, little bud.

Playing Hooky for Harry

What better reason to skip school than to watch one of your favorite bands perform in concert?! Most parents would probably agree to their kid playing hooky to see their favorite band in concert. Who knows? They may never have that chance again.

Hooky for Harry

Plus, this kind of hooky is very different than just skipping class to hang out on the football field — because mama knows all about it! A supportive mom is the best mom. In fact, this mom takes the cake for Directioner of the Year! Hopefully, these two got to share an incredible evening experience together.

Sugar-Free Stud Muffin

The Jonas Brothers stole many hearts over the years. Some fans like their crushes sweet — others like ’em salty. In this case, sugar-free stud muffin Nick Jonas stole this little lady’s heart.

Sugar-Free Stud Muffin

From the looks of it, this photo was taken years ago, when Jonas Brothers were all the rage. Either way, we can only hope that Nick noticed this poster from afar during his performance. Not only is it clever, but it’s also quite wholesome.

Selling My Family For You

Love with celebrities is often a one-way street. Yes, artists love their fans — but they don’t have as much of a personal connection with them.

Selling My Family For You

On the flip side, fans have their favorites whom they love wholeheartedly. There are even groupies of sorts — the diehard fans that attend all the concerts, own every single album, and know all about the artist’s favorite food. It’s a love so strong that some would even consider selling their family for them! Now, that’s commitment.

If You Want Another Dog…

Musicians travel a lot so it makes sense that many of them would want some company on the road. Dogs, cats, friends — they all help to create a cozy atmosphere while artists are on tour for weeks or months at a time.

If You Want Another Dog…

These fans wanted to offer an alternative in case their favorite artist got lonely on the road. Don’t worry, though, they can bark too! This artist won’t be alone for long, thanks to the undying support of their fans.

Five Rings for Five Boys

If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it… wait, that’s Beyoncé. This is One Direction, but girls are still offering up their fingers right and left!

Five Rings for Five Boys

Five fingers from five friends for five rings from five boys. What could go wrong? Well, what could go right? They shot their shot and it’s admirable. That diamond they want is huge, though! With their luck, maybe there’ll be one less lonely girl if one of the boys comes around.

A Lifelong List of Names

Getting a tattoo is one thing… getting a tattoo of an artist’s name is another… getting a tattoo for each of the members of your favorite band — that’s a whole different ball game. Still, this brave soul took the challenge and ran with it!

A Lifelong List of Names

Making a poster is something anyone can do. But, don’t you feel like this level of commitment deserves to be brought up on stage? What if this guy doesn’t actually have any tattoos? Well, then let’s hope he at least knows the lyrics to all the songs!

Harry, Pay My College Tuition

College is expensive! You need to pay for food, books, rent, tuition, and more. Luckily, these icons have plenty of money, right? Don’t forget — concert tickets are also expensive.

Harry, Pay My College Tuition

But, if that ticket means that you could potentially get your tuition paid for, then it’s worth the money. Who knows? Harry might be feeling extra generous today. Wouldn’t that be a surprise?! You never know what could happen!

That’s Why He’s Jordan!?

Imagine that you and the love of your life are finally having a baby. You dreamt of being a father since you were a child and you already have a few baby names in mind. All of a sudden, your wife throws you a curve ball and suggests the name Jordan.

That’s Why He’s Jordan!?

That’s a nice name. You can live with that. Fast forward six years — you’re at a concert with your wife to see her favorite musician. His name is Jordan. It all clicks…

Watch the World Burn

Some people really just want to see the world burn. Leaving gum on the ground instead of in the trashcan, eating only the crust of a pizza and throwing the rest out, holding up a sign at a concert just to block other people’s view. It’s chaotic.

Watch The World Burn

This gentleman already has stares from the people around him, now what are the people behind him thinking? Imagine if they put it on the jumbotron. Would they applaud or boo the sign?

You Are My Hall Pass

Country superstar Garth Brooks was blown away during one of his concerts when a fan held up a sign saying that she postponed her wedding to attend his performance. He didn’t think it could be true, until her maid of honor held a sign saying the he really should get a restraining order to keep the crazy fan away.

You Are My Hall Pass

After the comedic interaction, Garth decided to dedicate the next song to her and her fiancé, for whom she held one last sign expressing her love.

School or Pearl Jam?

Skipping school to see Pearl Jam is an indicator parenting at its finest. These responsible parents even brought headphones for the little man to wear in order to protect his eardrums from the sheer rock that was about to blow his mind.

School or Pearl Jam?

This will probably be one experience that this boy will cherish his entire life. Keep on rocking, little dude!

Eat People With Kindness

One Direction fans include everyone. It makes no difference whether you’re vegetarian, a vegan, a meat eater, a people eater. Wait, what? Sometimes, you just have to eat people with kindness. It’s the least you can do for them.

Eat People With Kindness

Honestly, there’s something special to say about letting out your inner zombie at a One Direction concert. The music really helps channel that kind of energy. In all seriousness, though, we’re not entirely sure what kind of message these fans are actually trying to send…

Life’s Better in Ginge

Ed Sheeran is known for his incredible musical talent. Additionally, he’s also known for his bright, red mane! Being that he’s also known for his sweetheart personality, Sheeran gives all gingies a great name!

Life’s Better in Ginge

These three sisters created a funny sign to catch his attention and show their admiration for all that he’s accomplished throughout his career. According to the singer himself, he believes that South Park ruined the chance of his ginger hair ever being seen as cool, but we beg to differ after one look at this sign. Stay stylish, ladies!